Abbr.us - Abbreviated Social media - The Internet's Graffiti Wall

The Social Media Revolution Nobody Asked For

🏠 Finally, Leave That Review on Zillow

Ever see a $3.2M house with a bathroom straight from 1973? Now you can leave that snarky comment right there on the listing. "For this price, I'd expect the avocado fixtures to at least be THIS century's avocado."

"Nice 'luxury' home. I see we're using the word luxury very loosely these days. Like calling a Honda Civic a sports car because it has a spoiler."

🐦 Post on X Without the X-odus

Want to comment on tweets without actually having an account? Want to fact-check that viral post without getting ratio'd into oblivion? Now you can be part of the conversation without being part of the problem!

"This tweet aged like milk in the Sahara. Source: literally any search engine."

📰 News Sites Hate This One Trick

Paywall? What paywall? Leave your hot takes right on the article preview. Finally, a comments section that the publisher can't moderate, delete, or conveniently "close due to overwhelming response."

"I'm not paying $40/month to read your think pieces, Janet. Here's my think piece: your paywall is why journalism is dying."

🛒 Product Pages Get Real Reviews

Those 5-star reviews looking sus? Drop some truth bombs right on the product page. Because sometimes "Verified Purchaser" just means "Verified Bot Army."

"500 5-star reviews in one day? Sure, Jan. This product is about as authentic as a $3 bill."

How It Works

1. Install the Extension 🚀

One click and you're ready to turn the entire internet into your personal commentary platform. Get it from the Chrome Web Store.

2. Click the Abbrus Logo

See the Abbrus logo floating in the corner? Blue means you need to login, green means you're ready to comment. Click it on any page!

3. Speak Your Truth 📢

Type your comment. Hit post. Watch as others discover your digital graffiti. It's like leaving notes in library books, but for the entire web.

⚠️ With Great Power...

Look, we built this thing, but please don't be a jerk. The internet has enough of those already. Be funny, be insightful, be helpful – just don't be that person.

Ready to Join the Revolution?

🎉 Now Available on Chrome Web Store!

We're officially live!

Get the official Abbrus Social extension directly from the Chrome Web Store.

Download from Chrome Web Store

📋 Installation is now super easy:

Click the button above to go to Chrome Web Store
Click "Add to Chrome"
That's it! Look for the Abbrus logo on any website!

Auto-updates enabled! You'll always have the latest features.

Works with Chrome, Edge, and other Chromium browsers

🛠️ Prefer manual installation? (Developer mode)

For developers or beta testers:

Download the extension: Beta ZIP file
Open Chrome → chrome://extensions/
Turn ON "Developer mode"
Drag the ZIP file onto the extensions page

⚠️ Beta Disclaimer

This is beta software! It might break, it might be buggy, it might eat your homework. But it's also the cutting edge of internet commentary. Help us make it better by reporting issues and sharing feedback!

Think of yourself as a pioneer - the first settlers of the new social frontier.

The Future is Decentralized (Sort Of)

Remember when you had to go to specific websites to socialize? That's so 2023. Welcome to the era where every URL is a potential conversation, every webpage a forum, and every site a social network.

We're not saying this will replace traditional social media. We're just saying it's way more fun to leave comments on your ex's LinkedIn profile than to subtweet them.

The internet is your canvas.
What will you paint?

Abbrus social network